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Posted on 21st Oct at 10:27 PM, with 700 notes
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jackxhoward:

I’m a person just like you but I’ve got better things to do than sit around and fuck my head

Posted on 21st Oct at 10:25 PM, with 56 notes

zombimanos:

doctor-sardonicus:

31 Days of Halloween, Day 21: Braindead, aka Dead Alive

Tonight’s movie isn’t Peter Jackson’s most batshit insane — that would be his glorious puppet shitstorm Meet the Feebles — but it’s close. It’s more technically accomplished than his debut, Bad Taste, as disgustingly gory as anything in his arsenal, and probably his funniest film to date. You will never look at a Sumatran Rat Monkey obtained from Skull Island the same way again.

It’s also quite an effective romantic comedy! Also, I use the phrase “I kick ass for the Lord!” weekly.

Posted on 21st Oct at 10:24 PM, with 113,196 notes
queen-mzbigabootie:


haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
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queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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Posted on 21st Oct at 3:57 PM, with 1,152 notes

xhardcorebearx:

mylesxmcgehee:

ginacochina:

spookyreigns:

Fall in love with someone who doesn’t say “you know it’s fake, right?” when you tell them you like wrestling.

If they say that, give them the peoples elbow and tell them to fuck right off.

Choke slam straight through the announcer table and walk away

Stone cold stunna

Posted on 21st Oct at 3:52 PM, with 126,183 notes
wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
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wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

Posted on 21st Oct at 2:01 PM, with 577,768 notes
queridomax:

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.


His little face omg
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queridomax:

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

His little face omg

Posted on 20th Oct at 10:58 PM, with 146,230 notes
kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

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kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

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